Too Hexy

I'm too hexy for my wand
Too hexy for my wand
Though it's pretty long...

I'm too hexy for my cloak
Too hexy for my cloak
So hexy it smokes!

And I'm too hexy for my dagger
Too hexy for my dagger
So hexy you'll stagger

I'm too hexy for your coven
Too hexy for your coven
Not to mention when I'm dancin!

I'm a wizard, ya know what I mean
And I cast my little spells in the ceremony
Yeah in a ceremony, in a ceremony,
I cast my little spells in the ceremony.

I'm too hexy for my chalice
I'm too hexy for my chalice
To say nothing of my phallus!

And I'm too hexy for my headdress
Too hexy for my headdress
Would you expect anything less?

I'm a wizard, ya know what I mean
And I cast my little spells in the ceremony
Yeah in a ceremony,  in a ceremony,
I wave my wand in the ceremony.

Too hexy for my
Too hexy for my
Too hexy for my

I'm a wizard, ya know what I mean
And I cast my little spells in the ceremony
Yeah in a ceremony, in a ceremony,
I invoke my gods in the ceremony.

I'm too hexy for my familiar
Too hexy for my familiar
Tell me all about it will ya

I'm too hexy for my wand
Too hexy for my wand
Though it's pretty long...

And I'm too hexy for this song.